Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...