Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...