Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...