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Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
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A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
The Laws of Work…
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The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
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How To Be A Man!
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