Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...