Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...