Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
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In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Why are spiders like tops?
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A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.