Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about…
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...