The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Looks bad on resume cover letters
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How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...