Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...