Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...