What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...