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A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
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Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
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A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
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There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...