Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...