The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
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Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
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rolling stones
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Dad will never say
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May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
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Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...