A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.