The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...