Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...