Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Medical terminology
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Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...