Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...