How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.