Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
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Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...