Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...