Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...