Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...