Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...