Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...