Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...