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The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
The doctor said to the housewife…
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The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
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A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
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