How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...