Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...