A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...