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A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
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To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Travel to Heaven
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Never talk to the parrot
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Scottish Builder
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Kewl Cat Quips!
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