Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
A very interesting fact
|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.