I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...