Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.