What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...