What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...