Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...