A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...