This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...