Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.