Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...