Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...