What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...