Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...