Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...