The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Female hormones in beer
|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...