George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...