Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...