Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...