Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
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Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
How to speak Southern
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So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
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