Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...